We made a book

Title: An actual title will give you high hopes.

Illustrator: Lok Him Fung  (he also did my logo)


I have high hopes for the actual Emma Dou, but I’m not sure if she’d believe me.

Richard Beahm

Easily the best unauthorized postmodern biography of Richard Simmons that I’ve ever read.

Andy Holdeman


Now you can READ THE WHOLE THING! or and buy it on buy it on AMAZON!